The author is choco-mint.
sobs i wish they had continue the comic
on another note that very last panel in the last page is the best reaction image
February 2012
The Condescension Song
Superspecks
Here’s a little something just for fun!
Why yes, I am gunning for this role. She’s one of my favorite characters.Lyrics are based on this post here.
I voiced Her Imperious Condescension and Broadway Jake voiced Dirk. Confused yet? Good <3
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CONDESCE Well, well, well, what have we here? The Prince of Heart, huh? Oh, I’m really scared So you’re the human who’s woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha You’re joking, you’re joking Let me see your eyes You’re joking me, you must be This can’t be the right guy He’s anime, he’s yaoi I don’t know which is worse I guess I’ll have to knock him off His highest, princely horse When the new Black Queen says You’re going to fail your mission You should pay attention now ‘Cause I’m the Condescension And if you aren’t bowing There’s something very wrong Because I won’t let you get away Once you’ve heard the Condesce song,
Obey JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Obey DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey CONDESCE Obey DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey the Condescension CONDESCE Well if I’m feeling crafty And I’ve found that you’re awake I might just bake a special batch Of alpha children cake And don’t you know the dreamer That makes the whole thing work? A Crocker cake is not complete without a little Dirk DRACONIAN DIGNITARY Obey CONDESCE Oh, yes JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Ohhh JACK NOIR Obey CONDESCE Oh, yes, I’m the Condescension DIRK You like to think you're the mastermind? Well /I'm/ alive so /you're/ behind. Ya can't restrain the Strider bane, Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain. CONDESCE You’re joking, you’re joking I can’t believe this boy Lord English, are you hearing this? This nonsensical ploy It’s pathetic, it’s tiring Your blood is just so low So now, I think it's about time That I turn you into dough DIRK Every human has this blood color... CONDESCE I guess that means you all should die then. Ha ha. Ohhhhhh
On 2x3 prong day The whole world’s fate was sealed Because I’m a mean Dersite Queen And I change the playing field It’s much more fun, I must confess When the advantage becomes all mine I’ll take you all out, one by one And this game’ll turn out fine DIRK Just abandon your goals Oh Queen of Trolls You're on the shit list of the destroyer of souls CONDESCE Oh, human, you’re something The facade that you present Only shows that you just do not know Who you are up against It’s worse than you imagine You haven’t got a prayer How do you expect to outrun him When he is already there? Ha ha ha
Good luck~
DIRK
Suck my dirk...EDIT:FUCK MY LIFE I SPELLED CONDESCENSION WRONG IN THE ORIGINAL POST FUCK FUCK FUCKTHIS SONG HAS BROUGHT BE NOTHING BUT CROSSOVER GLEE LATELY EEEEEE
hooooly shittttt
this is actually way cool
duuude!
SWOON…ING….FOREVER
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
Who ever came up with this, I have one thing to say….
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO FIND THE AIRPORT IS MY REAL TEST
SWEET VICTORY IS MY CAUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR
AND WIDE
EACH ROAD SIGN TO UNDERSTAND
THEY MYSTERY THAT’S BEYOND
GOTTA FIND IT
IT’S YOU AND ME I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY
OH YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND IN A WORLD I MUST EXPLORE
GOTTA FIND IT
A HEART SO TRUE OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH YOU HELP ME
AND I’LL HELP YOU
GOTTA FIND ‘EM ALL
Ok, to the airpor-...
WHAT
IS
DURARARA!
FUCK AIRPORT. I’M HEADING TO IKEBUKURO NOW.
i just.
have to reblog every mapcrunch joke oh my godYESSSSDJFSDHBDHFD
sojelly.
> Play HetaOni.
> Look for airport.
> ……..
> Dude what
Did you know they sell 5 cats for 5 deustchmarks at the airport