^ that’s traditional czech clothing according to google
plz be czech republic
August 2012
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
omg
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a moment of silence for all the people trying to rp kankri
can you imagine Kankri and whatever Nep’s ancestor name is having sex
honestly like Kankri never shutting up and her having to put up with that the whole time. Then afterwards when they’re falling asleep or something him just whispering like “tw: sexual content”
update reactions.
KANKRI VANTAS IS BY FAR THE BEST TROLL IN HOMESTUCK.
accurate
Imagine Kankri trying to have a conversation with Gamzee though……
I keep seeing people posting reminders that all the Homestuck kids and trolls are only 13 years old.
It’s been stated several times now that the Alpha trolls spent three sweeps in their fruitless game session before they finally figured out how to Scratch it and Meenah…
Okay so with the update came a lot of people on tumblr making silly jokes about Kankri’s giant wall of text. Well I, for one, actually want to know what he says, and I’m going to get to the bottom of this.
Okay, so there’s the original. First, let’s select juuust the text…
Porrim Maryam/Maid of Space
Kankri Vantas/Seer of Blood
Latula Pyrope/Knigth of Mind
Damara Megido/Witch of Time (Conjecture)
Mituna Captor/??? of Doom
Meulin Leijon/??? of Heart
Misc notes
- Mituna still has a death obsession.
- ??? Zahhak is considered to be rude, at least by Kankri.
- Kankri has vowed celibacy, but has a crush on Latula.
- Hussie follows you if you have the Horse Pretzel.
- Meenah dropped a potion on someone’s head. A life-extending Fuchsia potion.
She won’t stand your shit.
I keep getting requests to draw her.
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
You mean cutie marks
porrim turning her rainbow drinker glowyness on and off really fast while kankri runs around screaming EPILEPSY WARNING TW EPILEPSY FLASHING GIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!










